March 9, 2016 Evie 3Comment

I loathe Donald Trump.

I detest everything about him, from his unbelievably tacky, you’re-not-fooling-anyone hair to the stupid way his mouth hangs open between nonsensical phrases. I hate everything he stands for, politically and otherwise. My god, even his own party can’t stand him!

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I never got the whole “I’m moving to Canada” thing of the 1960s, but it’s all making so much sense now. Did you know that searches for “How can I move to Canada” spiked by more than 350% on Google as polling results came in on Super Tuesday (TheStar.com)? I wish I were joking.

If this man wins the presidency, I will lose all faith in America, its citizens, and its political process. Donald Trump sucks as a human being, and he must be stopped.

If you aren’t already convinced that Donald Trump is a complete ass who should be shipped off to Mars, here’s all the evidence you’ll ever need, straight from the ass’s mouth.

Donald Trump is a misogynist.

1. “26,000 unreported sexual assults [sic] in the military — only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men & women together?” Sure, blame the victims. Why not?

2. “Women have one of the great acts of all time. The smart ones act very feminine and needy, but inside they are real killers. The person who came up with the expression ‘the weaker sex’ was either very naive or had to be kidding. I have seen women manipulate men with just a twitch of their eye — or perhaps another body part.” Clearly that’s how women get ahead: deceit and manipulation.

3. When asked “Do you believe in punishment [for the woman] for abortion, yes or no as a principle?”, Trump responded, “The answer is that there has to be some form of punishment.” (full transcript here)

4. “Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man – he made a good decision.”

5. “You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media writes as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”

6. “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” So terrifically disgusting, Donald.

7. “While @BetteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.” I think you just did, brainiac. 

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8. Trump once told an opposing lawyer, “You’re disgusting,” when she asked for a break to pump breast milk. Are you kidding me?

9. At the Fox News Republican debate, Megyn Kelly pointed out that Trump has called women “fat pigs, dogs, slobs and disgusting animals.” She asked him, “Does that sound to you like the temperament of a man we should elect as president?” Trump responded by questioning her integrity (calling her a “bimbo”), her professionalism, and even saying, “you could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever.” UGH.

Related:  Podcast #21: Whose March is This Anyway?

Need more evidence that Donald Trump is a misogynist? Check out Donald Trump Said A Lot Of Gross Things About Women On “Howard Stern” In the hours of audio reviewed by BuzzFeed News, Trump ranks, rates, and degrades women.

Donald Trump is racist.

10. “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists… And some, I assume, are good people.” Because Mexico is using the US as a dumping grounds for its least desirables.

11. “Our great African-American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore.”

12. “The wall will go up and Mexico will start behaving.” As if our neighbor is a child who needs a good spanking.

13. “Laziness is a trait in the blacks. … Black guys counting my money! I hate it.” OMFG.

14. “The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yamakas every day.”

15. Trump’s campaign has called for a “total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on.” He says, “Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our country cannot be the victims of horrendous attacks by people that believe only in jihad, and have no sense of reason or respect for human life.”

Need more evidence that Donald Trump is racist? Check out 9 Examples of Donald Trump Being Racist.

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Donald Trump is a narcissist.

16. “The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”

17. “My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.” Seriously? When has another presidential candidate referred to the size of his penis?

18. “My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.”

Related:  Podcast #21: Whose March is This Anyway?

19. “My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.”

20. “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”

Need more evidence that Donald Trump is a narcissist? Check out Therapists Confirm Trump’s Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

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Donald Trump is painfully unpresidential.

21. “I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our Southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.” Way to win friends!

22. “He’s not a war hero,” Trump said of Senator John McCain. “He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.”

23. On exporting to China: “Listen you m—–f——, we’re going to tax you 25 percent!”

24. “I love the old days. You know what they used to do to protesters like that when they got out of line. They’d be carried away on stretchers.”

25. And my all-time favorite, “If you can’t get rich dealing with politicians, there’s something wrong with you.”

Need more evidence Donald Trump is painfully unpresidential? Check out Donald Trump’s Unpresidential Campaign

So, are you convinced??

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3 thoughts on “Why I Want to Punch Donald Trump in the Face and You Should Too

  1. Yes, a thousand times, yes! Trump is the one thing that has joined my Democrat and Republican friends together in abject horror. P.S. these gifs are hilarious.

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